VERN GOT THE CHURN

It was a Merry Christmas for Uncle Vern,

Someone gave Uncle Vern his first butter churn,

Vern churned a batch of butter,

That made hungry guts flutter,

Then, lots of money, Vern's churned butter would earn.

TRINA GOES THRIFTING FOR CHRISTMAS

Trina wrapped a Christmas present for her nice mommy and her dear dad,

She bought the present at a thrift shop, because that is the latest fad,

The present was a 4 inch wide, Maine state flag,

Trina left on it, the $2.00 price tag,

Her folks want to visit Maine, but the cold climate is freezer burn bad.

PORCH PIRATES ARE REAL, AND THEY KNOW HOW TO STEAL

I caught a porch pirate stealing and he laughed and said, "Aye, Aye,"

Then he grabbed all my packages, and ran saying, "Bye, Bye,"

Then he got into his car,

Drove off to lands distant and far,

I then told all the family, and they went "Cry, Cry."