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Showing posts with label FALL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FALL. Show all posts

Friday, October 13, 2023

I GOT MY CANDY BARS, BRING ON HALLOWEEN

I bought twenty-six pounds of candy bars for my Halloween,
I'm not sharing any of them, because I'm greedy and mean,
I am no silly fool,
My candy bars, stay cool,
I don't want the chocolate ones to melt, and make a messy scene.

Saturday, September 16, 2023

THE SIBLINGS GO BACK TO SCHOOL LIMERICK

Siblings Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, decided to go to school,
Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, didn't like those adults chosen to rule,
Yet, they became teacher's pets,
Learned mathematical sets,
But, were expelled when they all peed, in the just cleaned, school swimming pool.

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

I GOT CARRIED AWAY THIS FALL

My summer came to a fast crashing end,
I was caught in a tornado, and its rapid spin wind,
I was picked up in the air,
Pigs flew everywhere,
I woke in a distillery, my brain was so ginned .

Thursday, July 6, 2023

MY NEW HOME IN THE WOODS

I was given a key for the front and the back,
But there's no doors, or doorknobs, on my lean-to shack,
There's a hanging blanket front door,
Inside, in places there's floor,
Backdoor, is old tires in a stack.

Saturday, March 18, 2023

CLIFF FALLING, NOT AS SAFE AS IT LOOKS

I fell off a cliff and broke many a good bone,
Didn't hurt while I fell, that changed when I hit stone,
My mind conjured a thread,
With pics of me dead,
I woke up all stapled, and bolted, and sewn.

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

HO, HO, HO AND IT'S TIME TO SNOW

Such dreaded heat I can't remember,
I'm using air conditioning in late September,
But soon, ho, ho, ho,
We'll be covered with snow,
In late October or early November. 

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

THE FALL OF MY SUMMER

My woods is dying,
My eyes are crying,
Winter's here,
Warm days are dear,
And snowflakes will be flying.

Sunday, October 9, 2022

UNHAPPY HALLOWEEN

On every Halloween,
Most ghosts get really mean,
They want only candy, not hugs
They behave like real thugs,
And vampires, they're a worse scene. 

Monday, March 14, 2022

A POEM FOR ALL SEASONS

When I blow snow,
Away it will go,
I might be paid doe,
To buy a me a hoe,
For the garden, you know,
To keep the weeds low,
To make pickles grow,
So my plants don't feel woe,
Next, tie my shoes with a bow,
And the lawn I must mow,
Then I'll jump in my dingy and row, row, row, row.








Friday, November 5, 2021

FALL-A LIMERICK OF DISCONTENT

I don't like fall a lot,
My garden has gone to pot,
The trees have lost every leaf,
From the cold there's no relief,
Fall means the summer is shot.

Saturday, September 19, 2020

The First Frost This Fall

On this chilled, frosty morning my red car has turned white,
My bright, beautiful garden has died overnight,
I look on with despair,
Then, decide I don't really care,
I'm climbing back into my bed to sleep tight.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

TOTAL MICHIGAN SEASONS : 2.1

In Michigan you don't get much fall,
Fall is hardly a season at all,
Fall is just a small splinter,
Between summer and winter,
And, the spring season we don't get at all.

Sunday, October 2, 2016

TOTAL MICHIGAN SEASONS : 2.1

In Michigan you don't get much fall,
Fall is hardly a season at all,
Fall is just a small splinter,
Between summer and winter,
And, the spring season we don't get at all.