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Showing posts with label HALLOWEEN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HALLOWEEN. Show all posts

Thursday, October 31, 2024

STEVE AND THE FIRE DEMON

There once was a big dragon, named Steve,
He ate witches on All Hallows Eve,
He ate a demon called Zeaming
Now Steve's ears are both steaming,
And his breath burns each town, do th he leave.



Sunday, October 27, 2024

HAPPY HALLOWEENY FROM THE TWO WITCHES AND ME

There is a witch, that's me,
I recruited two more to make three,
And, though we weren't quite a coven
We cooked townsfolk in our oven,
And

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steeped their sweet juices for tea.





Saturday, October 26, 2024

THE FATHER OF ALL PUMPKINS

The Father of All Pumpkins
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The father of all pumpkins came into my store,
And said my pumpkin selection was awfully poor,
He said he didn't want to be mean,
But it was Halloween,
And the little witches and goblins want more.



























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Friday, October 25, 2024

TRICK FOR TREATS LIMERICK

On Halloween I'll trick for treats,
            I'll fill my bag all up with sweets,
When I've finished my roam,
I'll head for home,
And, settle down with all my eats. 


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Monday, October 14, 2024

SCREAM PARK

In the small town of Mancelona, there was a dream,
To build a family fun park with an outdoor theme,
The theme chosen was bears,
But it gave all the kids, scares,
Instead of a fun park, it was the park of the scream.

Sunday, March 24, 2024

I WENT OUT TO THE OLD HAUNTED SHACK



I went out to the old haunted shack,
Didn't know if I'd ever come back,
Sure enough, the ghost grabbed my head,
Yanked it off, made me dead,
Then, I was tossed on a dead body stack.

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

BLOOD SUCKED AND THEN TEA

There was this vampire, he hung down from an oak tree,
Everyone who passed got a little neck bitey,
Blood flowed like a river,
Which made givers quiver,
They would pass out, but would make it to the next day's tea.

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Tuesday, January 2, 2024

JIMMY THE WEREWOLF LIMERICK

Jimmy the werewolf eats only toes off of feet,
His diet is strictly eating toe meat,
He loves chewing toe bone,
If it hurts, just make a loud moan,
Don't run or, he'll put teeth to your seat.

Saturday, November 18, 2023

Sunday, October 29, 2023

THE KILLER PUMPKIN AND THE MINNOWS

I saw a giant pumpkin, eating a fisherman, by the sea,
The fisherman had a minnow bucket, so I set the minnows free,
I decided to roast the pumpkin, thought it'd taste good with my tea,
But, all I had to flavor the pumpkin, was a half jar of suspect ghee,
I should of kept the minnows, because they might have been tasty. 

Saturday, October 28, 2023

MAY THE DEAD CONCH REST IN PEACE

While looking for socks, I found me a conch shell under the bed,
Not sure how long it's been there, but I think the conch is long dead,
So I named its ghost, Freddy,
Hoped that death found it ready,
I promised to polish the shell up, and paint it barny red.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

IT LURKS BEHIND THE CORN

The monster lurking out behind the fielded corn,
We believe from the earth, it was a pumpkin born,
But an evil, magic spell,
Cast by a rouge witch, named Dell,
Carved the Jack-O-Lantern, that hunts before the morn.


Thursday, October 19, 2023

ALICE IS HOME FOR HALLOWEEN

There once was a old wicked witch, named Alice,
She once lived in an old wicked witch palace,
The walls were made from bones,
Painted in dark orange tones,
It was once a coffee bar, down in Dallas.

Thursday, October 12, 2023

A PACK OF COYOTE ALMOST CHEWED MY BONES

I went to the woods to find animal skulls, for props on Trick Or Treat,
I forgot the woods  has lots of coyote, and bones they like to eat,
I ran into a pack of those dogs,
They knocked me down, by piled logs,
I almost was their next meal, but I grabbed a stick, and gave them a beat.

Thursday, October 5, 2023

THE LITTLE GREEN WARLOCK STAIRS

A little green warlock, lived at the top of my stairs,
He refused to go outside, because of the big bears,
I said just cast a spell,
Send the bears off to dwell,
To a land where there's plenty of fish, honey, and pears.

Monday, October 2, 2023

THE LITTLE GREEN WARLOCK

There was a little green warlock, living in an oak tree,
He was always placing mean spells, upon my mates and me,
One day he chanced to come inside,
The little bar, where we have pride,
He then beat us all at darts, for a dart player was he.


Monday, September 25, 2023

A ZOMBIE IN MY APPLE TREE

There was a zombie sitting in my apple tree,
Chewing on the bones of my little collie,
I called him a brat,
Told him to scat,
He just kept chewing, and looked funny at me.

MICHIGAN ZOMBIE RUNS

In Michigan the zombies all carry guns,
They smell really bad, and don't understand puns,
Like all zombies, they bite,
With no teeth, they bite lite,
And, their cheap beer gives the zombies the runs.



Sunday, September 24, 2023

WITCH SPELLING FUN, AND ZITS

Donny liked to eat a pan of bacon grease, fried grits,
But, every time he ate them, Donny broke out with big zits,
So, Donny got a witch to cast a spell,
It cleared his blemishes, very well,
But, Donny got a side affect, tuna fish smelling arm pits.

Friday, September 22, 2023

BELL'S WISHING WELL TO HELL

I knew a pretty, young witch named, Wanda Bell,
She wished up demons from her deep wishing well,
One gave pa a pox,
Caused ma to detox,
I took one of Bell's demons to show and tell.