ALGEBRA AND SKIN IRRITATIONS

My algebra answer, did not add up to x+y,

I got scolded by the teacher, and I started to cry,

She said I acted like babies,

Then I nervous scratched my scabies,

She sent me to the principal; a cruel and mean streaked guy.

THE SIBLINGS GO BACK TO SCHOOL LIMERICK

Siblings Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, decided to go to school,

Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, didn't like those adults chosen to rule,

Yet, they became teacher's pets,

Learned mathematical sets,

But, were expelled when they all peed, in the just cleaned, school swimming pool.