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Thursday, April 4, 2024
DADDY SOLD MEDICAL SUPPLIES IV
We were so hungry, having absolutely no meat,
Daddy went looking for organs, to sell, or to eat,
Poor daddy worked on some guy,
When a police car passed by,
Now at the dinner table, is daddy's empty seat.
Wednesday, March 6, 2024
KING BEN
Way far back in the year CE ten,
We were conquered, destroyed by King Ben,
We thought we were burnt toast,
But were cut into roasts,
We then fed all of King Benny's men.
Saturday, October 28, 2023
HAPPY HALLOWEENY FROM THE TWO WITCHES AND ME
There is a witch, that's me,
I recruited two more to make three,
And, though we weren't quite a coven
We cooked townsfolk in our oven,
And
steeped their sweet juices for tea.
Sunday, February 19, 2023
Tiger, Tiger brush your teeth
Tiger, tiger don't eat my kite,
Or I'll whoop you in a fight,
Make sure your teeth are sharp and white,
When they rip my flesh tonight,
Do it fast because time is tight,
Gotta catch the bus at dawn's first light.
Saturday, November 19, 2022
THE GOOD AND BAD WITCHES
Two little witches met way out in the wood
One was really bad, the other really good,
Their friendship was tight,
But the good witch did not bite,
The bad witch that bit, lived in a hungry hood.
Monday, September 12, 2022
THE CANNIBAL LIKED BASIL AND DILL
There was a cannibal who lived on a hill,
He liked to eat peasants with basil and fresh dill,
Now he grew the basil from seed,
But stole the dill weed,
From the peasants' kitchen garden windowsill.
Friday, June 17, 2022
THE LITTLE DEMON DINNER PARTY
I went and found a demon, eating his dinner out in the wood,
He was chomping on someone's arms and legs, while smacking his lips real good,
He asked me if I'd sit down and sup,
I said, "no thanks", before I threw up,
The demon replied, " more for me", as I turned back towards my neighborhood.
Thursday, April 21, 2022
WHERE THE WILD THINGS LIVE (NEXT DOOR)
My neighbors went feral again,πΊπ π πΆπ±πππ
They ate all my pigeons and kin,π©π©π§π§π©π¦π¦π©π§π¨π¦π¦π©π©π§π§
They ate my sugar and molasses,ππ°
Wiped my carpet with their asses,π©π©π©π©
And gnawed holes in my meats cased by tin.π₯«π₯«
Sunday, October 31, 2021
I AM PROTEIN
I went to see witches to buy magic brew,
Alas, they hit me on the head and threw me into their stew,
It wasn't so bad,
Between the potatoes and bread,
I was the protein for one meal, maybe two.
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