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Wednesday, June 26, 2024
WHAT?
My favorite word in a sentence was the noun,
Now when I hear someone's noun, I just start to frown,
I now only like verbs,
They're like hot spicy herbs,
Or a purple frilly, oversized wedding gown.
Monday, April 1, 2024
STUPID LIMERICKS, APRIL FOOL'S
There once was a fool named April May,
A first cousin to Monday Tuesday,
They would together ice skate,
Until they each found a mate,
Two bothers called Wednesday and Thursday.
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Thursday, February 15, 2024
MY SHORT HAIRED DOG GOT RABIES, SO I BOUGHT A HAIRY ONE
I once had a Boston terrier,
He was a big rabies carrier,
He foamed at the mouth,
Took off, going south,
I bought a collie, much hairier.
Tuesday, January 9, 2024
HICKORY AND A HOLE IN MY SOCK
Hickory was the wood in my clock,
Pine was the boards on my dock,
Known by everyone,
My dock build was done,
While a mouse chewed a hole in my sock.
Wednesday, September 6, 2023
TO BE, OR NOT TO BE, A BABOON
I went to the zoo, and they tossed me into a cage,
They signed me as a "Baboon", and that filled me with rage,
Then they brought me a nice mate,
And I figured it my fate,
So, a baboon I will play on life's stage.
Sunday, February 19, 2023
Tiger, Tiger brush your teeth
Tiger, tiger don't eat my kite,
Or I'll whoop you in a fight,
Make sure your teeth are sharp and white,
When they rip my flesh tonight,
Do it fast because time is tight,
Gotta catch the bus at dawn's first light.
Tuesday, December 27, 2022
OTTER
Mini Ta Ta was an otter,
She liked movies, like Harry Potter,
She did magic tricks,
With homemade toothpicks,
She moved to Florida where it was hotter.
Tuesday, October 18, 2022
JUNE BUFFOON
This is a strawberry June,
A world where normal is the buffoon
Where truth dies on the spot,
Between what is real and is not,
Guess, I'll see you soon.
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