LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Wednesday, April 3, 2024
THE PARTY PIG AND THE PIE
Jon took his two favorite fingers, and stuck them deep in the pie,
Someone caught him committing the crime, with their big green watery eye,
Jon dripped cherry filling on his clothes
Then someone popped him in the nose,
They said he was a disgusting pig, and he'd better go bye, bye.
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
I FINGERED SOMEONE
Someone was picking their nose,
And, wiping it allover their clothes,
Mama got mad,
Nose picker got sad,
I told everyone, and that added to woes.
Sunday, December 10, 2023
I FED A FERRET, AND HE POOPED ON MY FLOOR
I invited a ferret over for dinner, but he was not very nice,
He was always chattering and chattering, and gave my youngest lice,
And in my bathroom, he did more,
He missed my toilet, and nailed the floor,
I grabbed that ferret by the tail, and escorted him out my door.
Thursday, June 8, 2023
PING PONG WITH GAS
I went to the temple, Ding Dong,
To meet a big hairy dude named King Kong,
King Kong was rude,
He belched eating food,
And farted while playing ping pong.
Monday, August 15, 2022
DONNY'S STICKY FINGERS
Donny's fingers were all sticky,
Because he made cookie dough and did a finger licky
Of course he's a gross dude,
And at best, he's called crude,
His kin should give him a !little butt kicky.
Thursday, April 21, 2022
WHERE THE WILD THINGS LIVE (NEXT DOOR)
My neighbors went feral again,πΊπ π πΆπ±πππ
They ate all my pigeons and kin,π©π©π§π§π©π¦π¦π©π§π¨π¦π¦π©π©π§π§
They ate my sugar and molasses,ππ°
Wiped my carpet with their asses,π©π©π©π©
And gnawed holes in my meats cased by tin.π₯«π₯«
Friday, February 4, 2022
JIM, THE CUTTER OF CHEESE
Jim cut the cheese before every meal,
To most of the family, Jim's cheese had no appeal,
But he always made more,
Had an abundant store,
He'd share cheese at work, like he was a wheel.
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