THE DAY THE EARTH GOT BLOWN TO.BITS

I watched the alien, projected energy war in space,

I watched from little, planet earth; a really distant, safe place,

But the giant laser,

Was not an earth grazer,

The existence of the earth, is now a historical case.

WHAT MARTIANS WANT

I bought a large stretch of real estate on planet Mars,

I opened a dealership to sell electric cars,

The Martians would not buy,

Claimed the prices were high,

So I closed down, then opened some disco tech bars.