I INVENTED WARP DRIVE

I invented starship warp drive, and I went on a trip,

It did not take me very long, in my warp driving ship,

I went to a planet called Mars,

But, there were just too many cars,

I tried to find parking, but got a Martian finger flip.

MARTIAN VACATION

After cataloging five trillion stars,

I took a short vacation on Mars,

On Mars, the air is no good,

There's no native, growing wood,

Very hard for a road trip, without any cars..