LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Constipation
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Thursday, March 28, 2024
FROM EASTER BUNNIES TO BEES
There were two little white bunnies, and they each ate too much tasty cheese,
They could not go to the bathroom, and felt a real general unease,
To make their bowels quicken,
They ate some tainted chicken,
Their bodies I used to feed my flowers, and the flowers feed the bees.
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Saturday, December 16, 2023
A LAXATIVE AND THE THROWN
Poor old Professor Max,
He consumed way too much lax,
He is stuck to his thrown,
Calling for help on his phone,
While his bowels play Yackety Sax.
Wednesday, September 13, 2023
Leon's DOCTOR SAID
Leon's doctor said, Leon's guts were tied up in knots,
He said food in Leon's belly, just lays there and rots,
He said Leon hadn't long to live,
Without a real strong laxative,
And, that Leon should invest in, some really deep pots.
Sunday, July 9, 2023
THE LITTLE BIRD NAMED CHURBA
Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound,
Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around,
Churba likes to eat cheddar cheese,
I sit it out, for Churba, to please,
Along with some tasty prunes, so Churba won't get bound.🧀🐦
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
WHEN THE PRICE OF TOILET PAPER IS JUST TOO HIGH
All the people are oh so pensive,
Because toilet paper is so expensive,
The financial frustration,
Has caused herd constipation,
With flagellation being offensive.
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