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Showing posts with label Constipation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Constipation. Show all posts

Thursday, March 28, 2024

FROM EASTER BUNNIES TO BEES

There were two little white bunnies, and they each ate too much tasty cheese,
They could not go to the bathroom, and felt a real general unease,
To make their bowels quicken,
They ate some tainted chicken,
Their bodies I used to feed my flowers, and the flowers feed the bees.

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Saturday, December 16, 2023

A LAXATIVE AND THE THROWN

Poor old Professor Max,
He consumed way too much lax,
He is stuck to his thrown,
Calling for help on his phone,
While his bowels play Yackety Sax.

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Leon's DOCTOR SAID

Leon's doctor said, Leon's guts were tied up in knots,
He said food in Leon's belly, just lays there and rots,
He said Leon hadn't long to live,
Without a real strong laxative,
And, that Leon should invest in, some really deep pots.


Sunday, July 9, 2023

THE LITTLE BIRD NAMED CHURBA

Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound,
Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around,
Churba likes to eat cheddar cheese,
I sit it out, for Churba, to please,
Along with some tasty prunes, so Churba won't get bound.🧀🐦


Wednesday, April 14, 2021

WHEN THE PRICE OF TOILET PAPER IS JUST TOO HIGH

All the people are oh so pensive,
Because toilet paper is so expensive,
The financial frustration,
Has caused herd constipation,
With flagellation being offensive.