THE CREEPY LITTLE HOMINID, THINKS I'M HIS UNCLE LEE

There is a little hominid, and he thinks I'm his Uncle Lee,

I am clearly a spider monkey, a spider monkey, I be,

I do not walk on two hind legs,

I swing through trees, and eat bird eggs.

We're not at all the same species, we differ genetically.

THEY'RE NOT ALWAYS YOUR NEPHEW

There was an obese hominid, living in my maple tree,

He said that I was his uncle, he then called me, Uncle Lee,

I said, "that can't be,

It's science, you see,

Because you're an ugly hominid, and I'm a cute monkey."