LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Sunday, August 25, 2024
FEED THE COWS
I grow some corn to feed my cows, along with alfalfa hay,
I make sure to feed all of my cows on each and every day,
Once all my cows are fully filled,
I drink a pop that's chilly chilled,
I relax and wait for slaughter trucks, to truck my cows away.
Thursday, March 7, 2024
DINOSAURS DO NOT MAKE GOOD PETS (A CAUTIONARY TALE)
I went back in time to get a baby pet dinosaur,
I brought back an egg, and thought I had made quite a score,
My dino pet grew gigantic,
Ate all my groceries, became frantic,
He then chewed and swallowed me, because he wanted more.
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Sunday, July 9, 2023
THE LITTLE BIRD NAMED CHURBA
Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound,
Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around,
Churba likes to eat cheddar cheese,
I sit it out, for Churba, to please,
Along with some tasty prunes, so Churba won't get bound.🧀🐦
Wednesday, June 14, 2023
POSSUMS GET INSIDE
There was a big old opossum, swimming in my bath tub,
His presence didn't bother me, after he gave a back rub,
It was an eye opening find,
Realizing possums were kind,
Then he bit off my ear, because he was hungry for grub.
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