LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Wednesday, October 23, 2024
HEART FAILURE AND THE KNIFE
There once was an iconic, little blogger who could,
He often made videos about carving craft wood,
Then he'd slice up some ham,
And fry it with lite Spam,
Until his arteries got all clogged, under the hood.
Monday, October 14, 2024
TIGER, TIGER, FATTY MEAT
I dream all day long of pickled pigs feet,
It's the only food for super I'll eat,
I chew on the thick pig fat,
Thinking I'm one tiger cat,
Gnawing from the bones the fat and the meat.
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
BENNY BROUGHT HOME SOME CHEAP CRABS
Benny brought home to his wife some cheap crabs,
The crabs were just little dribbles and dabs,
They came in a can,
Fried up well with Spam,
The crabs helped the Bennies build bigger abs.
Monday, October 23, 2023
CY THE LITTLE FISH MEETS GYM
Gym caught a little fish, the fish called himself Cy,
Cy flipped and flopped, he begged, said he didn't want to die,
Gym said, "oh that is nice",
Then added some tart spice,
And, dropped Cy into the fry pan to fry.
Sunday, April 30, 2023
HANK GOES FISHING (MISSING)
Hank went fishing in his boat with a hook, line, sinker and bobbin,
Fish were biting, but off his hook the worms they were robbin,
Then along came this toothy fish,
A thousand pounds of good nutrish,
Never found Hank, and that left the townies, all sobbin.
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