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Showing posts with label healthy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label healthy. Show all posts

Friday, December 6, 2024

JUST LIKE MY GRANDMA, I KILL WITH GREASE

I spent a lifetime making sandwiches, dripping with grease,
I will never find in my demise, an eternal peace,
I invented the heart flopper,
Eventually, heart stopper,
Now, the nightmare of my great guilt, will not cease, will not cease.

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

HEART FAILURE AND THE KNIFE

There once was an iconic, little blogger who could,
He often made videos about carving craft wood,
Then he'd slice up some ham,
And fry it with lite Spam,
Until his arteries got all clogged, under the hood.

Saturday, September 28, 2024

I LOVE MY SALTY AND FATTY MEATS

My pacemaker picked up the heart pace,
So I stayed part of the human race,
I could no longer eat,
Tasty, fatty, salt meat,
And that was a boot kick in the face.

Sunday, June 9, 2024

IT IS HARD TO GET SKINNY EATING STARCHES AND FAT

Don eats four fruits and a vegetable each day,
Donny keeps his bowels cleared out, that simple way,
French Fries and buttered toast,
Don likes the very most,
Therefore 700 pounds, Don will always weigh.

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

PORK PIE, NO FINS

Because Bobby only ate food that came in tins,
Bobby was deficient in many vitamins,
He had hunger for pork pie,
He never knew exactly why,
He wouldn't eat any food from creatures that had fins.

Monday, January 15, 2024

WHAT DADDY MAKES IN THE BACKWOODS.

I had some fun juice that tasted so fine,
No after affect like banana wine,
I drank it for my dinner,
It earned title of winner,
I think daddy makes if from needles of pine.

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

BENNY BROUGHT HOME SOME CHEAP CRABS

Benny brought home to his wife some cheap crabs,
The crabs were just little dribbles and dabs,
They came in a can,
Fried up well with Spam,
The crabs helped the Bennies build bigger abs. 



Friday, November 17, 2023

FRUIT, CHERRIES, NUTS AND MILK

I'm having the fruit cocktail with those little sweet red cherries,
It tastes even better with a few scrumptious blueberries,
Then I add some mixed nuts,
I guess it helps, one's guts,
Then I'll drink a chocolate milk, I buy from local dairies.   


Thursday, June 16, 2022

BAD DAY WITH SALTY YOLK

I had me some eggs with runny yolk,
Washed them down with Diet Coke,
Ate 2 lbs of salt, had a stroke,
My driver's license got a revoke,
Ran a light, and garbage pail I broke.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

I MADE A CHEESE-BALL WITHOUT CHEESE

I made a holiday cheese-ball without cheese,
Because, dairy makes my kinfolk wheeze,
But, the sawdust and dust,
Gave my cheese-ball a crust,
I guess some people you just cannot please.