FALL CORN ROAST WITH MEATS

We rurals  are celebrating the fall, by a mass roasting of corn,

Some want a pig, but I've been hungry for veal, since that new calf was born,

We roasted both farm creatures,

Allowed two main course features,

With ears of corn and two meats, every paper plate, was well adorned.

FRED GOES TO?

There was an old fella known by most as, Fred,

He was found face down in a stream, drowned and dead,

Fred hit his big head,

On a hard rock bed,

Fred's somewhere drinking moonshine, with cousin Ted.

COOLING BANJOS

They played so fast their brand new banjos caught on fire,

The fire was so very hot it melted every wire,

Now the banjos must cool down,

So in the lake, they got a drown,

Moral: Banjos just get too hot, playing songs of love and desire.