NO MONEY FOR RENTS; BUY MY TENTS

I bought a Michigan factory, and we're making tents,

New tents for the people who can't afford paying their rents,

Each tent has a stove that burns wood,

It's great for heating, and cooks good,

The tents sell for two thousand dollars and ninety nine cents.

I VOTED IN SECRET FOR A HIGHER WAGE

I cast my vote long before election day,

I voted for higher wages on my minimum pay,

I dare not tell my boss,

Or, he'll give my bum a toss,

Then, I wouldn't get any richer if at home I had to stay.

THE LAST DAY IN FEBRUARY LIMERICK

February has found it's last day,
Another month of very low pay,
Will I find a job that's  better,
So, I can resign with a letter,
Or, can I find a barn with a stack of warm hay.