I TOOK CONTROL OF MY FINANCES

I am already feeling all kinds of thrills,

Since, I decided to quit paying all bills,

Of course, the nice bank set me free,

When they took my home and car key,

I hope I'm mentioned in a few people's wills.

BULKING UP

I went online and ordered way too much stuff, in great bulk,

The bank put a hold on my checking account, now I sulk,

Couldn't pay my gas bill,

Now I sit in a chill,

I canceled my gym membership; guess I won't be a hulk.

MY HOLIDAY ECONOMIC COLLASPE

I cannot afford Halloween candy,

I for sure,  can't afford Christmas brandy,

Thanksgiving?  I won't eat,

Can't afford bread or meat,

My economy, it's sure a dandy.

SQUIRREL OBLIGATIONS (THE NUT)

The little squirrel had a nut that had grown, so very big,

He had to cut off his cable, and his bad habit, the cig,

He didn't buy new shoes,

And, swore off the booze,

He took overtime at his day job, and looked for a side gig.