NO MONEY FOR RENTS; BUY MY TENTS

I bought a Michigan factory, and we're making tents,

New tents for the people who can't afford paying their rents,

Each tent has a stove that burns wood,

It's great for heating, and cooks good,

The tents sell for two thousand dollars and ninety nine cents.

MEATBALLS AND MOLARS

My ma's fancy meatballs, came out dry, hard and flaky,

They should be like a  moist, soft, chewy piece of steaky,

I did, just all that I could, 

With a stove, heated with wood,

Chewing on my meat balls, has made my back molars achy.