I DIGS A HOUND HOLE FOR MY FRIEND 3

My hound now rests down deep in his hole,

In the earth with the worm and the mole,

I found a gravestone,

That looks like a bone,

I also left his corn biscuit bowl.

CORN COBBY FERGUSON

Mr. Ferguson had a novel hobby,

He carved little ducks out of dry corn cobby,

Selling all but one of his carved ducks

Ferg made over one million bucks,

The one duck that Ferg kept he named Robby.

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PETS EAT THE DARNDEST THINGS

I bought some worm castings to mix into my soil,

So I could grow tulips without the hard toil,

But my doggie Ruff Ruff,

Ate my worm castings stuff,

Now his belly is swelly, and it gurgle and boil.

ME AND TOAD GOT SNOWED

On the first day of May it snowed,

On the second day it blowed,

I did not care,

I live in despair,

I stayed indoors with my toad.

MY DILLY DOG

My poor little dilly dog went swimming way too fast,

He was swimming up a river, so of course he did not last,

Down the river dilly dog flowed,

On white bubbles his body rode,

He spent three months recovering, in a dilly doggy cast.

THE SNACK DOG

My puppy would only eat snacks,

Like cheese on tasty bacon cracks,

And, ice cream in a cup

Was his favorite sup,

He loved popcorn in big buttery sacks.