Oh Crap, A Dirt Nap

Pining for a new companion,

Overseas I took a fly,

Rammed a mountain; fell into a canyon,

No one but I, didn't burn and die,

Hugs I had upon my rescue,

Universal healthcare had not I,

Beneath the dirt I now feed red fescue,

Rules:  I had no healthcare so, I die.

The Little Living Brain

Though my family protested that I was insane,

I obtained a licence to fly an airplane,

Well, I let autopilot be my guide,

So, I could sleep on each ride,

Now, I swim in an ocean to keep a living brain.