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Friday, November 22, 2024
TUBA TERRY IN TUCKER TOWN
Terry played the tuba in parades in Tucker Town,
Every holiday, he'd parade uptown to down,
Back aches made Terry moan,
So, he switched to Sousaphone,
Now, Terry marches pain free, from Main Street down to Brown.
Sunday, September 1, 2024
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
My neighbors were setting off holiday crackers,
The crackers sounded like cannon blast attackers,
One hit my shingled, tar roof,
Caused a fire that went poof,
I'm short a house, and eat donated cheese snackers.
Sunday, December 31, 2023
HAPPY BOXING DAY
It's another fun filled "Happy Boxing Day".
From my boring work, I will stay far, far away,
I'll come home at three,
Have tatters and tea,
Then I'll hibernate, until the birds sings in May.
Thursday, June 29, 2023
JIMMY SMILED SO SLY, ON THE 4TH OF JULY
Jimmy had cracker explosions for the 4th Of July,
He ate olive bologna with sauerkraut on rye,
So with each sky boom, boom,
Jimmy let off a toxic perfume,
Then at the folks all around, he smiled, so sly.
Thursday, August 11, 2022
THE RUBBER DUCK FESTIVAL IN BELLAIRE
The festival of the rubber ducks,
It's not for the gobbles or the cluck, clucks,
It's just for quackers,
Down pillow packers,
On the menu, roast quackers, lacking lucks.
Sunday, November 28, 2021
A BIGFOOT HOLIDAY
I invited for dinner my friend Marvin Hoots,
He brought his family, all of them were bigfoots,
While belching passionately,
They ate my holiday tree,
Then with their trumpets they played me some toots.
Sunday, November 7, 2021
Who Will Be Dinner? The Turkey Or Me?
I went for the turkey and the vicious turkey, went for me,
One would be dinner the other, a tomorrow would not see,
We fought and we fought and we fought,
Till my throat, the turkey wings caught,
I hope he chokes on my wishbone then, we're together, me and he.
Saturday, October 30, 2021
REVENGE OF THE GASSY GHOST
A terrible ghost is haunting my house,
It's the guy I had poisoned when he was my spouse,
So gassy is he,
Makes my eyes watery,
And, he's spoiling my Halloween dinner grouse.
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
THE BOYS OF HUMMER
The Boys of Hummer was a male humming choir,
They entertained when the need was dire,
When a wedding or parade came along,
They would hum us an old song,
Then, they got old and had to retire.
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