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Showing posts with label Roommates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roommates. Show all posts

Monday, September 2, 2024

THE GARY PAIR

Gary the dentist and Gary the house fly,
Roomed together in a townhouse in the sky,
Once Dr. Gary copped a tude,
So flying Gary got rude,
He pooped on the fresh eggs, Dr. Gary did fry.

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

IF YOU HURT MY TRUMPET, I WILL HURT YOUR TOOT EVEN MORE

Benny took my pretty trumpet, and dropped it on the floor,
Then, Benny took my trumpet, and nailed it to the  backdoor,
Benny gets so very mean, 
On every Halloween,
So, I sawed in half his Pan flute, and it will play no more.


Sunday, November 19, 2023

CANDY ANDY AND RANDY THE GOAT

I went home to my little shack that was all made of candy,
I had to repair it all the time, because of my billy goat, named Randy,
Randy eats me out of house and home,
Soon with the forest animals, I will roam,
I have no more money to spend at the candy store, owned by Andy.