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Showing posts with label Tempers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tempers. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

IF YOU HURT MY TRUMPET, I WILL HURT YOUR TOOT EVEN MORE

Benny took my pretty trumpet, and dropped it on the floor,
Then, Benny took my trumpet, and nailed it to the  backdoor,
Benny gets so very mean, 
On every Halloween,
So, I sawed in half his Pan flute, and it will play no more.


Tuesday, December 26, 2023

UNCLE JAKE IS NUTS, BUT HE DIDN'T HURT ANYONE THIS CHRISTMAS

Christmas is all over, and I am giving Uncle Jake a golden star,
He did not try to run us over in his Lincoln Continental car,
I took away his baseball bat,
Replaced it with a tin foil hat,
And, I sent with him home, my homemade mincemeat in a jar.