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Showing posts with label DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

A DAYLIGHT SAVINGS POSITIVE RESULT

Now I can golf one more hour,
That gives me some kind of power,
I love to cheat,
To win me an eat,
I just have to remember to shower.



Sunday, March 12, 2023

Dave's Daylight Savings Time Outfit

Dave just had to start golfing, now that days have gone long,
He was all fitted up with new golf shoes and golf thong,
Not to be mean,
But out on the green,
The thong just kinda looked wrong.

Saturday, March 11, 2023

PEEP THE GATOR AND SLEEP

With one less hour of sleep,
I'm afraid, on the road I can't keep,
I'll slide off the edge,
Then the river, they'll dredge,
And find my bones in  gator named Peep.

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS CONFUSED

Soon we will jump one whole hour ahead,
I'll lose sleep for one week and feel very brain dead,
What is left and right?
Why stop at red light,
And do I pickup our baby or visit grandpa instead?


Saturday, March 7, 2020

DON'T FORGET THE SPRAY ON DAYLIGHT SAVINGS DAY

Daylight savings means workers lose one morning hour,
Most manage a breakfast but have no time for a shower,
So, I just embrace,
The smells of my working place,
And, use can spray with the scent of a flower.




Saturday, March 10, 2012

THE NEW DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME LIMERICK


                                             
                                               There be nothing quite so dangerous and mean,
                                              As when Daylight Savings Time began in 1918,
                                              No one thought it would really matter,
                                              Giving temporal brain cells a scatter,
                                              The changeover is psychologically unclean.

"Senate Sergeant at Arms Charles Higgins turns forward the Ohio Clock for the first Daylight Saving Time, while Senators LOOK ON, SENATE HISTORICA OFFICE1918" Above courtesy U.S. Senate website.