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Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts

Friday, December 6, 2024

I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITH BELLY TREATS

Every single Christmas, I get fired,
It is never quite the Christmas, desired,
But, I got a nice big stash,
A coffee can full of cash,
I'll buy some pop and cookies, and get wired.



Wednesday, November 27, 2024

UNCLE LEE BOUGHT SAUSAGE IN THE HOOD

Uncle Lee was in the hood, buying sausage and pop,
Uncle Lee wore his new shoes that go flip and then flop,
Uncle Lee, then went back to his crib,
He took a pill to help his heart, defib,
Uncle Lee, then grilled his sausage, dancing to hip-hop.





Thursday, August 22, 2024

THE BABY HERMIT IN THE TREE

I am a baby hermit, and I have climbed up into a tree,
Ma and pa and sis and bro, have been looking all around for me,
When one walks under my feet,
I do a bird tweet, tweet, tweet,
They never bother to look up, so baby hermit, they don't see.


Thursday, June 6, 2024

BROKEN SKI AND CHEEKS

Jim's jet ski crashed on a rock, by the shore,
His jet ski, he can ride it, never more,
It's messy, it's bad,
Terminated, sad,
Jim's lower checks are injured, very sore. 

Saturday, March 30, 2024

THE STAR FROM THE STICKS

Benny went to Livonia to star in some flicks,
Romantic comedies, but they only had hicks,
His backwoods simple ways,
Along with stupid gaze,
Made Benny a superstar; a star from the sticks.

Saturday, March 9, 2024

WHAT KIND OF DANCING DID DOH DAH DO?

Doh Dah was a dancer up in Canada, Sault Ste. Marie,
Every time Doh Dah danced, the police came to arrest, he,
Doh Dah had a club,
He leased as a sub,
It violated zoning laws, so Doh Dah was seldom free.

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

HALLOWEEN IS OVER, SIGH 😞👹

Halloween is over, and I already miss it very much,
I like dressing up like Elvis, and drinking my wicked warlock punch,
Halloween comes but once a year,
Bringing big screams and goblin cheer,
I have some leftover trick-or-treats, I brought them in my lunch.



Tuesday, May 30, 2023

NO STRINGS ATTACHED

My kite is flying high in the sky,
How it's there?  I don't know why,
It ain't no joke,
My kite cord broke,
Near a year ago, this Fourth of July.


Wednesday, April 19, 2023

LITTLE THREE BEANS EATS, THEN PLAYS HULA HOOPS

Little Three Beans loved his salty, sippy soups,
He use to love salads, but they gave him poops,
Three Beans never eats meats,
Because they smell like feets,
Three Beans eats carbs, before he plays hula hoops. 


Saturday, March 25, 2023

SHE BE MY DINOSAUR

My dinosaur, she ran away,
To the park, where she could play,
She drank some pond water,
Sat on the teeter-totter,
Then slid down the slide; rest of day.

Sunday, February 12, 2023

THE ADVENTURES OF NANCY DEBBIE TEW

Nancy Debbie Tew,
Climbed trees that had a view,
She scraped her knee,
And swallowed a bee,
The tree manufacturer, she sue.

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

MY POKY-STICK AND THE BEARS

For fun I'd go looking for bears,
I'd poke them with a stick for some dares,
But, one bear had a trick,
He broke my poky-stick,
Then he ate me and coughed up my hairs.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

THE SNOW PARK TWO

I went to the Snow Park because I had a free pass,
But it was so cold and snowy, I froze my mass,
But I had some cheer,
Drinking ice cold root beer,
until I slipped and fell down on my glass.


Friday, February 11, 2022

THE CREATOR



Today I'll.go outside, if I can,
To make me a perfect snowman,
First I roll some snowballs,
Then I stack them up, talls,
Then I rub him down with lotions, so the sun will make him tan.


Wednesday, January 12, 2022

THE STORY OF TORTY THE PIG

Torty is a really simple pink pig,
So simple he failed algebra, calc and then trig,
So Torty quit school, 
Bought a small plastic pool,
And filled it with slop he could swig.

Friday, August 13, 2021

WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO CRYSTAL LAKE ON FRIDAY THE 13TH

On Friday the 13th we went skinny dipping at Lake Meade,
"Our folks should never know", is what we all agreed,
But, along  comes this dude, Jason,
With a hockey mask face on,
With a sharp machete that made our necks all start to bleed.