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Showing posts with label math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label math. Show all posts

Thursday, March 7, 2024

MY FINGERS MAKE ME LOOK SMART

I have a superpower, called arithmetic,
I can sum and subtract really quick,
I use fingers and toes,
For hard math problem foes,
That's my superpower super trick.

Saturday, June 10, 2023

DID TIMES, SUCK LIMES

Harry Hermit could do both divides and also times,
Harry Hermit got confused, when he tried doing primes,
His geometry proofs went slow,
Ability to learn trig, was a NO!
Harry Hermit gave up math, and now just sucks on limes.

Friday, May 13, 2022

I GOT A CALL FROM THE BANK LIMERICK

I got a most unpleasant call from the bank, 
My finances got torpedoed and sank,
When my checks all bounced twice,
I was penalized thrice,
I have my poor math education to thank.

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

THE STORY OF TORTY THE PIG

Torty is a really simple pink pig,
So simple he failed algebra, calc and then trig,
So Torty quit school, 
Bought a small plastic pool,
And filled it with slop he could swig.