LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Sunday, October 22, 2023
LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR
My neighbor weaponized my shovel, and attacked some small ants,
The ants were little red biters, and ran up my neighbor's pants,
Like a bloody, daft fool,
He jumped into my pool,
After my neighbor's rescue, I lectured him on cans and can'ts.
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
THE STORY OF TORTY THE PIG
Torty is a really simple pink pig,
So simple he failed algebra, calc and then trig,
So Torty quit school,
Bought a small plastic pool,
And filled it with slop he could swig.
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