THE CREATOR

Today I'll.go outside, if I can,

To make me a perfect snowman,

First I roll some snowballs,

Then I stack them up, talls,

Then I rub him down with lotions, so the sun will make him tan.

I WENT SNOWBOARDING AND RAN OUT OF SNOW

I went snowboarding and ran out of snow,

I then started plunging to the earth far below,

Looks like my snowboard season is done,

I've completely run out of fun,

Coming back next season I don't know.