ANOTHER FATHER'S DAY IN THE TOILET

Father's Day for my neighbor, was really nasty, and very sad,

All his eleven children,  are incredibly, sinister type, bad,

Spoiled eggs they did take,

To bake their dad a cake,

My neighbor spent the day painting porcelain; one unlucky dad.

GRIEF FROM THE BEEF

I bought my family a big piece of beef,

Didn't know it would bring them constipation relief,

They used the stocks of toilet paper,

Painted porcelain, made bad vapor,

Clearance slimy beef is not worth the great grief.