It's the day they close down all the schools,
Daddy locks up his power tools,
Mommy reminds us of house rules,
But puppy, he just farts and drools.
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Friday, March 31, 2023
Sunday, January 22, 2023
ANIMAL JOKES
Joke: How many 12 inch fish are in a foot?
Answer: Feet don't have fish in them so there are zero fish in a foot.
Joke: If 40 birds are sitting in a tree and ten of them are chirping, 15 of them are quiet and 15 of them are standing on one leg then, how many of them are flying?
Answer: All forty birds are sitting in a tree so none of them are flying.
Answer: Feet don't have fish in them so there are zero fish in a foot.
Joke: If 40 birds are sitting in a tree and ten of them are chirping, 15 of them are quiet and 15 of them are standing on one leg then, how many of them are flying?
Answer: All forty birds are sitting in a tree so none of them are flying.
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