I put some bacon on my toast,
With a banana and hunk of roast,
And a chunk of cheese,
Then ice cream to please,
Topped with cherries, which I love the most.
There was a girl named Denise, Her favorite food was bacon grease, As for the bacon, She found it chewy and forsaken, But the tasty aspects of grease gave her peace. Denise loved her bacon grease it is true, She liked to sniff it like model airplane glue, With her sister's she'd wage war, During breakfast and times more, Denise loved bacon grease rancid or new.
My new robot's name is Sam, He made me a breakfast with raw eggs and fried ham, But, the silverware wasn't clean, And, I became rather mean, When, I tripped Sam and he fell over, bam!