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Showing posts with label gas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gas. Show all posts

Friday, July 26, 2024

HUMAN BEANS

They said I should act more like a human bean,
I thought that comment was very crass and mean,
At any party,
Beans make one farty,
Then future party invites, are never seen.


Thursday, December 28, 2023

THE DAY OF THE FIVE HOUNDS

Freddy fried a big pan of a food called bubble and squeak,
He fed it to his five hound dogs, and soon the house did wreak,
Freddy used his bathroom spray,
It made the worst smell go away,
But, Freddy almost passed out, when the smells were at their peak.

Monday, August 28, 2023

PEANUT BUTTER, JAM AND JELLY

I love my jam and my jelly,
Either one can fill up my belly,
And, then there's the other,
Called peanut butter,
When I mix them, my belly goes swelly.

Sunday, July 16, 2023

THE PIE-FILLING GUT-GAS OF STEVE

Stevie liked his pastries full of pie-filling,
He'd eat them all day if his belly was willing,
But, he never did think,
The pie filling could stink,
When the gas in his guts was just killing.


Monday, May 15, 2023

CRACKING PORCELAIN

It was cold in the morning, so Ben boiled some rice,
To give it good flavor, Ben buttered it twice,
To give his bowels some torque,
Ben added cans of beans and pork,
Ben spent the day exploding on his toilet device.

Thursday, March 23, 2023

LEPRECHAUN: EATER OF WORMS

Kelly the leprechaun eats nothing but worms,
He washes them thoroughly because he does not like germs,
He use to like greens,
Kohlrabi and beans,
But, they were gassy and gave his belly the churns.

 

Monday, February 27, 2023

NED SMELLS ALONE

Ned could smell a person flagellate, from across the sea,
Ned could tell if they be flagellating their meds, or meals, or tea,
Ned never kept his friends,
They broke up because of ends,
Ned couldn't keep his mouth shut, and let the flagellation be.

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

WHAT BECAME OF MY SAUSAGE LINKS

I made bean and pepper pork sausage links,

But, my brother-in-laws were both nasty finks,

They ate ten sausages apiece,

Then passed gas like two geese,

And, said that my sausage just stinks.



 

Friday, November 6, 2020

THE EMPEROR OF BEANS RULES ALL

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans,
He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen,
No one can cleanly pass,
His unstable gas,
If that's what the Emperor deems.