Stevie liked his pastries full of pie-filling, He'd eat them all day if his belly was willing, But, he never did think, The pie filling could stink, When the gas in his guts was just killing.
Kelly the leprechaun eats nothing but worms, He washes them thoroughly because he does not like germs, He use to like greens, Kohlrabi and beans, But, they were gassy and gave his belly the churns.
I made bean and pepper pork sausage links, But, my brother-in-laws were both nasty finks, They ate ten sausages apiece, Then passed gas like two geese, And, said that my sausage just stinks.