LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Tuesday, November 12, 2024
THE CHOIR WITH THE BIG BANG
Benny sang soloist in a choir gang,
Benny ate too many beans, before he sang,
As Benny's britches rang and rang,
The choir master said, "Oh, dang",
Benny's solo ended, with a great big "Bang!".
Wednesday, June 12, 2024
SAMMY PLAYS AND LIVES THE BLUES
I once knew a heaping pig, and his name was Sammy Tews,
He played electric guitar, but only rhythm and blues,
Sammy played real well,
All the neighbors, done tell,
But he violated copywrite, now he gets sues.
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
THE PERFORMANCE MATTERS LIMERICK
I turned my term paper in too late,
Instructor said, it would seal my fate,
My grades were too low,
So home I would go,
I suppose with the folks, I'll have a debate.
Thursday, July 28, 2022
THE TONE OF THE TOOTER
My tooter tooted a terrible tone,
The audience responded by giving my tooter the stone,
They showed what they meant,
With every stone made deep dent,
My tooter's tone I'm needing to hone.
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