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Showing posts with label Investing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Investing. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

DON'T INVEST WITH PERKY PAUL

Perky Paul had pretty, blue eyes,
All believed him, when he told lies,
Perky Paul, 
Had a margin call,
His investors went broke, because they weren't wise.


Wednesday, August 17, 2022

I FLOCKED MY GRANDFATHER CLOCK, AN INVESTMENT POEM

I was at the end of my dock,
When I knocked over my grandfather clock,
It feel on some ducks in a flock,
They climbed up onto a rock,
And sang a chorus of Bach,
It was me they were trying to mock,
So I went home and did a short sale of stock.

Monday, June 6, 2022

EATING RAW FUNGI AND CAPITAL GAINS

I ate raw fungi and it ate my brains,
I no longer functioned and felt aches and pains,
I bottled the stuff,
Claimed it made people look buff,
Sold my business to Wall Street for capital gains.