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Thursday, December 19, 2024
THE CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE
I invested $15.00 in crypto this morning, by noon, I was a millionaire,
Mama told me I was crazy, and of crypto money, I had better beware,
By next week my one million,
Will turn into a billion,
Then I'll move out of mama's basement into a mansion, I'm just not sure quite where.
Wednesday, May 10, 2023
DON'T INVEST WITH PERKY PAUL
Perky Paul had pretty, blue eyes,
All believed him, when he told lies,
Perky Paul,
Had a margin call,
His investors went broke, because they weren't wise.
Wednesday, August 17, 2022
I FLOCKED MY GRANDFATHER CLOCK, AN INVESTMENT POEM
I was at the end of my dock,
When I knocked over my grandfather clock,
It feel on some ducks in a flock,
They climbed up onto a rock,
And sang a chorus of Bach,
It was me they were trying to mock,
So I went home and did a short sale of stock.
Monday, June 6, 2022
EATING RAW FUNGI AND CAPITAL GAINS
I ate raw fungi and it ate my brains,
I no longer functioned and felt aches and pains,
I bottled the stuff,
Claimed it made people look buff,
Sold my business to Wall Street for capital gains.
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