MY INVESTMENT STRATEGY? APPARENTLY, IT IS TO LOSE

Zero of my AI stocks have done very good,

Should have invested in a cord of firewood,

At least I'd be warm,

During a spring storm,

Soon, I'll have to move to a low rent neighborhood.

THE DAY OF SEDITION

I went into the parlor to listen to some Bach,

I then ordered dinner when, I noticed the tic-tok,

The TV talked sedition,

As I consumed my noon nutrition,

After I was done eating, I went online and sold my stock.