THE CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE

I invested $15.00 in crypto this morning, by noon,  I was a millionaire,

Mama told me I was crazy, and of crypto money, I had better beware,

By next week my one million,

Will turn into a billion,

Then I'll move out of mama's basement into a mansion, I'm just not sure quite where.

JIMMY'S GOLDEN ANCHOR

Jimmy owned a grocery store, and it was the plaza anchor,

Other plaza shops included, were a pharmacy and banker,

Jimmy owned the land, collected rent,

When the rent went up, tenants got bent,

Jimmy became a billionaire, despite all the tenant rancor.