MY INVESTMENT STRATEGY? APPARENTLY, IT IS TO LOSE

Zero of my AI stocks have done very good,

Should have invested in a cord of firewood,

At least I'd be warm,

During a spring storm,

Soon, I'll have to move to a low rent neighborhood.

FAT + DIET DRINK = FAT JOKE

It had become extremely, full sunny,

And my strawberry jam, became runny,

I put nuts in the stew,

Stirred the caloric brew,

Adding cocoa Slimfast, to be funny.

THE CHOO CHOO CRUSHED MY PLANE

My little plane got hit by a chocho train, and my plane got all messed up,

I was not able to make it home tonight, and I did not get my sup,

I got a ticket and went to jail,

There I will stay; I cannot make bail,

I just hope I can fix my plane, so I can fly up, up, up, up.