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Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

SPAM JAM BENNY

Benny went to a foot doctor, to have all his toes dejammed,
This was soon on social media, now Benny's getting spamed,
Spam was one of Benny's big fears,
Toe jams has brought Benny to tears,
Now, everywhere that Benny goes, his jams will get him slammed.  


Sunday, October 20, 2024

MEME CREATOR

I created a sweet meme to see if it could gain traction,
Unfortunately, my new meme got no reaction,
It was a silly meme,
It was sort of extreme,
It's unpopular repeats, caused me dissatisfaction.





Monday, August 26, 2024

MABEL'S PODCAST PIE

Mabel is an influencer, but she can only influence pie,
She'll influence the crust to be flaky, but then it is way too dry,
Mabel got a blue ribbon in queens,
But that was for her tasty baked beans,
Mabel should influence bean baking, and let her pie pod channel die.


Thursday, December 28, 2023

I PUBLISHED A POST

I published a post, but the post was not ready,
It had all the words, but the logic was unsteady,
So, I spent all the day,
Moving words to convey,
And letters from A to old Zeddy.

PP020322



Tuesday, October 17, 2023

THE DELIVERY SNAIL

I decided to buy a new front door,
But, it's too far to the nearest door store,
I bought a door through the mail,
It was delivered by snail,
And boy, was that little snail feeling soar.

Thursday, March 30, 2023

MY "F" SONG

I wrote for class a little song,
Graded "F", grammar was wrong,
I played pingpong,
A game of Kong,
Then watched monster movies all night long.

Friday, February 18, 2022

THE INTERNET NO-BOT

There once was an internet robot,
And his name was Jeb,
He liked to mess with systems,
While playing on the web,

Jeb was a robot,
And  he always got his thrills,
By being an internet pharmacist,
And embedding poison pills,

Now Jeb is a no-bot,
Into oblivion he heads,
His tracks he did not cover well,
And he was deleted by the feds. 


Monday, November 8, 2021

NO TEAM SPIRIT ON FOOTBALL SUNDAY

I cannot get my team spirit in gear,
It's football on Sunday and I have no cheer,
No ants in my pants, 
To dance and shout chants,
Because the love of my life forgot beer.

Monday, August 21, 2017

THE ONLINE CREEPY CRAWLERS

Everywhere online I go,

The creepy crawlers think they know,

My wants good and bad,

They target with ad,

To get a click to make some dough.