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Showing posts with label BULLIES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BULLIES. Show all posts

Sunday, February 4, 2024

BIG JAKE THE SNAKE AND JITTERS

There once was a shy, young tiger named Jitters,
Jitters liked eating little furry critters,
Along comes a rattlesnake,
He said his name was Big Jake,
Jitters ran to the pub and downed much bitters.


Wednesday, December 13, 2023

I SHAVED MY HEAD AND GOT TO THE POINT

I shaved my head and found a point on the top,
I inherited my point from my mother's side grandpop,
Now, all the time I get teased,
I'm not at all pleased,
When my hair grows out will it stop? 

Sunday, October 1, 2023

BIG UGLY DUMB GATOR TOOK MY BOOKS

Big Ugly Gator took my books, and burned them all,
Gator burned my coloring books, that made me bawl,
He then gave me a book,
On how pork, I should cook,
Big Ugly Dumb Gator has some real nasty gall.

Saturday, September 16, 2023

THE THREE SIBLINGS RETURN

The three siblings were allowed back into the school,
They had been suspended, for breaking every rule,
Restricted to gym classes,
Forbidden, toilet passes,
They said mean things to teacher, and he cried like a fool.

Saturday, July 15, 2023

I HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED BY PLANTS FROM ANOTHER WORLD, LIMERICK



There are alien flowers growing behind my shack,
I don't talk to them because they holler back,
They are very demanding,
In fact, downright commanding
I do what they say, because I'm afraid they'll attack.

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

TOAD BOWELS TO.FEAR

We were exploring a dusty back road,
I and my friend/partner, Toad,
We were attacked by dire deer,
They didn't like Toad's species, I fear,
Poor toad, lost his entire bowel load.



Friday, March 3, 2023

MY TWEET, TWEET WAR

I got told off, and it was bitter,
By a bot troll, trolling Twitter,
They said I was a stupid quitter,
Said I should shut up, or I'd getter,
I addressed the bot, called them, Dim Witter. 



Thursday, December 15, 2022

THE CHRISTMAS UNICORN BULLY

Mark the unicorn was a menace to the sleigh,
He'd stick his horn through the sides and poke the elves everyday,
Mark poked Santa too,
Which made Santa boohoo,
The sleigh crew wanted the unicorn to just go away.

Sunday, September 25, 2022

RUNAWAY AND THE BULLY

In the hall of bullies we count just nine,
Only one barked abuse, the others stayed fine,
But it does not matter,
The abused quickly scatter,
Like a bladder burst with pee tasting wine.


Saturday, September 10, 2022

TODD LOST HIS BASE

Todd looked all over the place,
But his feet couldn't find third base,
Todd was tagged out and became a disgrace,
No one would look him in the face,
Except Jean, who gave Todd bear mace,
Todd moved away to another place,
Where Todd just watched the ponies race,
And no one got on his case.



Wednesday, August 31, 2022

MEANIE, MEANIE, MEANIE, MOE

Moe got bots on his computing machine,
Moe went nice, but they went mean,
They said Moe's rantings were unclean,
And he should hide his face till Halloween,
And Moe should diet to look more lean,
And he'd smell better if he'd quit eating bean,
So Moe closed his account and is now unseen.



Monday, July 4, 2022

THE TEETER TOTTER TEARS

It rained on my teeter totter, and now it's all wet,
If now I teeter totter, I will find woe and then regret,
My pants will get all muddy,
And my neighbors will say I'm cruddy
Then I'll end up crying, because I am upset.

Friday, May 20, 2022

LARD LOST HIS CHARD

It hailed upon my head so hard,
It made me puke up my Swiss chard,
They was diet greens
To untighten my jeans,
So I'd no longer have the moniker, "Lard".

Monday, July 12, 2021

TYRANT ORANGE

When Donny was a little orange, he dreamed of a future day,
When Donny would be president and, have scary things to say,
He would threaten persons near and far,
And, be all bullies rising star,
But, he made too many people mad so, Donny went away.








Tuesday, December 1, 2020

DONNY SEEKS JOY BY EVIL DEEDS

Donny wanted all the toys,
So, he bullied all the girls and boys,
And, if a kid said no deal,
Donny simply would steal
Evil deeds were Donny's great joys.




Thursday, November 11, 2010

POOR LITTLE GEORGIE WAS TEASED OUT OF SCHOOL

Poor little Georgie was teased out of school,
The kids and the teachers said he was a fool,
But, after many years Georgie finally got even,
When he created the butler robot named Steven,
Now Georgie has a mansion and billions of dollars,
His former Nemesis's are poor and live in squallers.