JIMMY'S GOLDEN ANCHOR

Jimmy owned a grocery store, and it was the plaza anchor,

Other plaza shops included, were a pharmacy and banker,

Jimmy owned the land, collected rent,

When the rent went up, tenants got bent,

Jimmy became a billionaire, despite all the tenant rancor.

THE CHAIR AND TABLE LIMERICK

By my dining table, I have a chair for my seat,

On top of the dining table, I nothing to eat,

Where I bought my table and chair,

I spent all of my money there,

I do have a soda pop, so at least I'll have a treat

NO GREETING CARD, JUST BAD NEWS FROM THE BANK

I went outside and got the mail, at the breaking of the dawn,

It was no greeting card, but a notice I was overdrawn,

I went to the bank,

I was in the tank,

No prob, I got stuff to pawn.

I TANKED A TANK AND A BANK

I was in the army and drove a tank,

I drove it out on a lake and it sank,

The army could see,

They did not want me, 

Now, I run a home mortgage bank.