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Monday, July 29, 2024
MY KITTY CAT IS BRAT?
I went way downtown, and got me a pretty kitty cat,
Kitty cats are very popular, some would say they're brat,
At the kitty store,
I bought my cat, Thor,
Thor was so happy, because I bought him a kitty hat.
Friday, April 5, 2024
I RAN FOR OFFICE AND WON
I was on the down ballot, on the down ballot way down deep,
Running for the coveted office, listed as County Creep,
Unopposed was I,
But we had a tie,
A coin toss made me #1, #2 became my Veep.
4524
Friday, December 22, 2023
THE FAMILY COMES TOGETHER TO SHARE THEIR LOVE AND A MEALπ❄❄❄❄❄π
Every holiday it's not surprising,π
With all the family tensions rising,π‘
After all our nasties are said,π
We sit down and break bread,π
Afterwards, we continue despising.π·πΈπΉπΊ
Saturday, October 14, 2023
I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT
I went to see the King of Pudding, and the King first had me jailed,
Because I did not like his puddings, the King next had me impaled,
I appealed to his big boss,
She was the Queen of Mustard Sauce,
But before the Queen could act, all my internal organs failed.
Sunday, October 1, 2023
BIG UGLY DUMB GATOR TOOK MY BOOKS
Big Ugly Gator took my books, and burned them all,
Gator burned my coloring books, that made me bawl,
He then gave me a book,
On how pork, I should cook,
Big Ugly Dumb Gator has some real nasty gall.
Saturday, March 11, 2023
THE GOVERNMENT IS TAKING MY SLEEP AWAY
The authorities are demanding, I give up one hour of sleep,
But I'm thinking, that maybe, that sleep I should keep,
Daylight Savings Time,
Is a humanitarian crime,
Those who agree, honk your horn and go "Beep!"
Friday, August 5, 2022
DIM TROLL SPITS
There was a troll who trolled on Twitter,
He lost an election and became real bitter,
His only employment was house sitter,
Couldn't get hired, for he's a dimwiter,
Went to jail, as a sidewalk spitter.
Monday, August 1, 2022
I Have Election Day Troll Blues
There were so many election day trolls,
Who have nefarious goals,
Many come from overseas,
Offering nude body sleaze,
And, tell fibs about voting at polls.
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
WEED AND BOOKS LOST BECAUSE OF LOOKS
Because he did not like my looks,
Florida's Gov. took away my books,
He confiscated my weed,
I have nothing to read,
The Gov. and his lackeys are snooks .
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