WE WILL CANDY COAT OUR SUMMER BARF

In the public restroom near the pier,

I could smell barfed pizza and puky beer,
The smell of remains,

From last night's lost gains, 

Summer beach party memories, which we'll hold dear.

WHEN I LOSE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN CHEATED

In the backseat of a Ford,

I play checkers on a board,

With Brother Jim,

And Sister Kim,

I lost, "you cheated", I roared.

THE PANDA PHILOSOPHY

Panda's name was Panda Pete,

Panda Pete liked to eat and eat,

Panda Pete liked new friends to meet,

Panda Pete liked to watch the street,

Panda Pete saw the stars, as neat.