SQUIRRELS ARE LAME GAMERS

I saw two squirrels playing a very silly game,

Rock, Scissors, Paper, a game that is so, so lame,

Should play Five Card Stud,

That game ain't a dud,

And, if you win all the money, life won't be the same.

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I LOST MY PHONE AND BLEW A GASKET, AND ENDED UP INSIDE A CASKET

When I lost my cell phone, I knew I was screw-doomed,

My brain arteries burst, and my heart boom, boom, boomed,

I knew I was bone, cold dead,

When I saw late uncle Fred,

And, late Aunt Nyla showed me, where I was entombed.