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Thursday, August 8, 2024
FAT + DIET DRINK = FAT JOKE
It had become extremely, full sunny,
And my strawberry jam, became runny,
I put nuts in the stew,
Stirred the caloric brew,
Adding cocoa Slimfast, to be funny.
Sunday, April 7, 2024
THE SIGN OF EVIL
I saw the sign of evil, I fear the most,
Six big locusts landed on my whole wheat toast,
My lower jaw made a sag,
Then I drooled on my dish rag,
I knew that by nightfall, I would be a ghost.
Friday, January 19, 2024
MOMMY IS A DINOSAUR
Little Derek, he was four,
Thought mommy was a dinosaur,
When asleep, she'd loudly snore,
Sounded like a mega roar,
That shook the hinges on Derek's door.
Wednesday, May 17, 2023
WHEN I WAS A KID
When I was a kid, I was a nerd, not a fool,
I started chess club at my elementary school,
I was always the spelling champ,
My tests got only the "A" stamp,
Then I woke from my dream, when I fell off the bar stool.
Thursday, June 9, 2022
I BUILT A CITY IN JUST 4 SQUARE FEET
I built a model city using only 4 square feet,
It even has a factory that makes drums for kids to beat,
And of course it has a tiny train,
With a small airport for a plane,
And through a window at city hall, sits the mayor in his seat.
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