LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Monday, December 16, 2024
HOLIDAY ANXIETY, SENT ME TO THE NOOK.
I made out all my Christmas cards, but I could not find my address book,
I thought of where it could be, but it wasn't there when I took a look,
My anxiety got so severe,
I smashed a little, plastic reindeer,
Then I went down to the old pub, and sat all by myself in the nook.
Tuesday, April 2, 2024
STICKER TICKER SHOCK
I went to buy meat and was shocked by the sticker,
The price was so high that it shut down my ticker,
When revived, I went to the bar,
And received one more jar,
At the price I was charged for my liquor.
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Sunday, January 7, 2024
DUSTY BITTERS
I went to the tavern for a pint of bitters,
In it were specks, looked like little critters,
The bar keep said it was just dust,
He'd pour me another, if he must,
I said that "the legs on the dust gives me jitters".
Sunday, September 24, 2023
THE URBAN DICTIONARY AND MY DRINKING
The urban dictionary, I dunno,
The words infest my brain, then start to grow,
I went to my old pub,
Now, labeled a hub,
They're still asking for the tab that I owe.
Sunday, August 13, 2023
Purple Is His Eye, And Broke Is Jimmy's Pelvis
Purple is Jim's swollen eye, and broke is Jim's pained Pelvis,
Jim got into a fight with a guy, named Big Alpha Elvis,
It was over a girl Jim tried to steal,
But, Jim offered no personal appeal,
Now Jim is mending up, staying with 3rd cousin Melvis.
Thursday, June 22, 2023
FRIDAY NIGHT: SHOES, CHAINSAWS AND BEER
Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right,
Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight,
My toes come in twos,
To fit left-right shoes,
Shoes take me out for beer and a bite.
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