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Showing posts with label BAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BAR. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

STICKER TICKER SHOCK

I went to buy meat and was shocked by the sticker,
The price was so high that it shut down my ticker,
When revived, I went to the bar,
And received one more jar,
At the price I was charged for my liquor.

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Sunday, January 7, 2024

DUSTY BITTERS

I went to the tavern for a pint of bitters,
In it were specks, looked like little critters,
The bar keep said it was just dust,
He'd pour me another, if he must,
I said that "the legs on the dust gives me jitters".

Sunday, September 24, 2023

THE URBAN DICTIONARY AND MY DRINKING

The urban dictionary, I dunno,
The words infest my brain, then start to grow,
I went to my old pub,
Now, labeled a hub,
They're still asking for the tab that I owe.

Sunday, August 13, 2023

Purple Is His Eye, And Broke Is Jimmy's Pelvis

Purple is Jim's swollen eye, and broke is Jim's pained Pelvis,
Jim got into a fight with a guy, named Big Alpha Elvis,
It was over a girl Jim tried to steal,
But, Jim offered no personal appeal,
Now Jim is mending up, staying with 3rd cousin Melvis.


Thursday, June 22, 2023

FRIDAY NIGHT: SHOES, CHAINSAWS AND BEER

Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right,
Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight,
My toes come in twos,
To fit left-right shoes,
Shoes take me out for beer and a bite.