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Tuesday, July 30, 2024
A MEANINGLESS, WHIMSICAL PHILOSOPHY
The universe appears eternal, from dawn, to dawn, to dawn, to dawn,
But, when the universe disappears, its life will be a tiny yawn,
So head to mars,
Maybe, the stars,
Eat expensive seafood, like lobster, oysters, crabs, octopus and prawn.
Sunday, August 13, 2023
Purple Is His Eye, And Broke Is Jimmy's Pelvis
Purple is Jim's swollen eye, and broke is Jim's pained Pelvis,
Jim got into a fight with a guy, named Big Alpha Elvis,
It was over a girl Jim tried to steal,
But, Jim offered no personal appeal,
Now Jim is mending up, staying with 3rd cousin Melvis.
Sunday, March 5, 2023
THE WIND PUSHED ME FROM THE AIR, TOWARD DEATH AND DESPAIR
I was high in the sky with my little plane,
When the sky decided to have a plane drain,
I raced to the ground,
And made a "BOOM!" sound,
Now I walk round my hood with a cane.
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