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Showing posts with label fight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fight. Show all posts

Sunday, August 13, 2023

Purple Is His Eye, And Broke Is Jimmy's Pelvis

Purple is Jim's swollen eye, and broke is Jim's pained Pelvis,
Jim got into a fight with a guy, named Big Alpha Elvis,
It was over a girl Jim tried to steal,
But, Jim offered no personal appeal,
Now Jim is mending up, staying with 3rd cousin Melvis.


Friday, January 14, 2022

WHEN I BOUGHT THE WHOLE BAR A ROUND LIMERICK

When I figured my finances were solid and sound,
I decided to buy the whole bar a round,
But I came up real short,
And, the bar keep no sport,
I still remember how hard he could pound.