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Showing posts with label alligators. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alligators. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

DEMON FOOD, THANKS FRED

A witch put a horrible curse upon my goldfish, Fred,
Turned Fred into a gator, and Fred tried to eat me dead,
Although I tried to beg,
Fred chewed off my left leg,
Fred let me bleed, until the Devil's demons, my soul fed.


Sunday, October 1, 2023

BIG UGLY DUMB GATOR TOOK MY BOOKS

Big Ugly Gator took my books, and burned them all,
Gator burned my coloring books, that made me bawl,
He then gave me a book,
On how pork, I should cook,
Big Ugly Dumb Gator has some real nasty gall.

Monday, April 25, 2022

MY PYTHON LIMERICK

My python has just slithered away,
Now, out in the Florida swamps she will play,
Warning:  my snake is a hater,
So, beware alligator,
You might be her dinner today.