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Showing posts with label POLITICAL HUMOR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label POLITICAL HUMOR. Show all posts

Monday, July 29, 2024

MY KITTY CAT IS BRAT?

I went way downtown, and got me a pretty kitty cat,
Kitty cats are very popular, some would say they're brat,
At the kitty store,
I bought my cat, Thor,
Thor was so happy, because I bought him a kitty hat.



Thursday, June 9, 2016

THE HOW DO I VOTE LIMERICK

In the election I don't know how to vote,
All the politicians just seem so remote,
I guess I'll vote for the best dancers,
Maybe they'll have the best answers,
I'd vote for bakers but, they all sugarcoat.

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

MY PSYCHIC TOLD ME I COULD BE PRESIDENT

My psychic told me I could be president,
So off to the primaries I gleefully went,
But, when I got there,
They made fun of my hair,
I guess my hair didn't quite fit their tent.