I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT

I went to see the King of Pudding, and the King first had me jailed,

Because I did not like his puddings, the King next had me impaled, 

I appealed to his big boss,

She was the Queen of Mustard Sauce,

But before the Queen could act, all my internal organs failed.

NIPPLE PIERCINGS TELL A LOT ABOUT A PERSON, LIMERICK

There was a king,

They called Bing Bing,

And here's the thing,

He liked to sing,

"My Ding-A-Ling,"

A nipple piercing,

Was his bling,

Shaped like a diamond ring,

To the past, he did cling,

Hence, he was right-right-wing,

I WENT TO LONDON TO SEE THE QUEEN

I went to London to visit the queen, 

But the guards wouldn't let me see her because they were mean,

So on one's big puffy hat,

I gave it a spat,

The guard made me lick the puffy hat clean.

THE EMPEROR OF BEANS RULES ALL

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans,

He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen,

No one can cleanly pass,

His unstable gas,

If that's what the Emperor deems.